America's Next Top Crack Head

This season of America's Next Top Model brings in a whole new batch of freaks. Let's start with Jael. Jael is the crazy half black, half white girl who makes talking look really hard. The captions provided at the bottom of the screen every time she talks really help the viewers understand though, thanks for that. Renee is the Bi-Polar Hawaiian girl. One second she's braiding someones hair peacefully and oh no! The camera pans over merely a minute later and she's sucking down her cigs and cursing the high heavens, nice editing. Sarah, the photographer, really bothers me. She has this annoying facial expression when she's being fake, and that's alll the time, just annoying. Then of course, there's the man. I'm not even going to mention the name of this one, anyone who's watched knows who I'm talking about…yikes.

This week's photo shoot was on of my favorites. Who hasn't wanted to either strangle, poison or push a model down a flight of stairs? Why not take that anger and make it into a classic photo opportunity. Apparently, its not too hard to play dead and be pretty, so everyone did a nice job this time around. In the end, it was "Baby Tyra" who got the ole heave ho', just when she was growing on me. Well, that's my view on this weeks show, looking forward to the next show, along with Tyra's over the top sense of style after all the show isn't ALL about you (girrrl, you know I said it). FIN

American Idon't

Ok, Wednesday is a big TV night for me... Lost, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Real World, and Survivor. All I can say is, "What the F is wrong with American Idol these days?"
It's always been a pretty irritating show, but I, like the rest of America, watch it. It is getting to the point now where I might have to stop watching it for fear it's becoming detrimental to my health. One thing's for sure, thank god for DVR. There are almost no moments of the results show that are enjoyable to watch. Then when I finally get to the bottom 2, I see it consists of Chris and not Sanjya. The only explanations I can come up with is; 1. America is stupid, 2. America is voting for the worst, 3. Voters consist of only 12 year old girls with braces and pig-tails, or 4. The producers are messing with us. Whatever it is, it's driving me to the brink of insanity. And please someone fire the stylist for the show.

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